Comrades, I must strongly denounce the manufacture and use of this "creative new technology" Retard Finder.
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Why would I denounce it? Copyright infringement, because it's merely an electrified version of the one I invented in the 1990s, which does not require fancy electronics or price-inflated Chinese explosion-hazard batteries.
My device requires all fingers of both hands and any small object that resonates noisily when tapped by one's fingernails. Hollow wood is good. Metal is better.
All you need do is hold the device with thumbs on the top rear, other fingers below, then begin tapping the bottom with fingernails, softly at first but louder as you approach the object of your derision, at which time you tap furiously until it sounds like a geiger counter gone mad.
The fun part is when you put it in your victim's face and they invariably ask, "What is that?' or "What are you doing?" Your answer depends on how you want to insult them. It's a retard finder, an asshole detector, etc. Whatever fits the circumstances.
The drawback is that it doesn't work well on dogs or cats because they won't ask any questions, but it does make them react in hilariously unpredictable ways (and I have the bite-marks to prove it).
Great for children, too.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/0 ... anti-musk/
Why would I denounce it? Copyright infringement, because it's merely an electrified version of the one I invented in the 1990s, which does not require fancy electronics or price-inflated Chinese explosion-hazard batteries.
My device requires all fingers of both hands and any small object that resonates noisily when tapped by one's fingernails. Hollow wood is good. Metal is better.
All you need do is hold the device with thumbs on the top rear, other fingers below, then begin tapping the bottom with fingernails, softly at first but louder as you approach the object of your derision, at which time you tap furiously until it sounds like a geiger counter gone mad.
The fun part is when you put it in your victim's face and they invariably ask, "What is that?' or "What are you doing?" Your answer depends on how you want to insult them. It's a retard finder, an asshole detector, etc. Whatever fits the circumstances.
The drawback is that it doesn't work well on dogs or cats because they won't ask any questions, but it does make them react in hilariously unpredictable ways (and I have the bite-marks to prove it).
Great for children, too.
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 4/5/2025, 2:23 pm — Replies 0 — Views 120
