Comrades, I'll keep this short because—like Cuba—I don't have enough energy right now to write a high-voltage shocker.
The island nation (excluding Guantanamo) has progressed floorward so hard that it's asking visitors to bring their own electricity, which brought this repurposed Soviet-era joke to mind:
CUBA TO USSR: We're starving for electricity, send us power plants.
USSR TO CUBA: You'll have to tighten your belts.
CUBA TO USSR: Send us belts.
https://www.breitbart.com/latin-america ... ectricity/
The island nation (excluding Guantanamo) has progressed floorward so hard that it's asking visitors to bring their own electricity, which brought this repurposed Soviet-era joke to mind:
CUBA TO USSR: We're starving for electricity, send us power plants.
USSR TO CUBA: You'll have to tighten your belts.
CUBA TO USSR: Send us belts.
https://www.breitbart.com/latin-america ... ectricity/
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 3/13/2025, 10:38 am — Replies 6 — Views 1480