Coming Soon to a Swamp Near You
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 3/4/2025, 10:37 am — Replies 3 — Views 340
View ArticleDirty Pharma
iframe Gates trades delusions of Globalist foolsDestructive sez Crunchys, Crunchys, "No can do's"MAHA love Big Pharma loseGates loves Dirty PharmaWell, his good has been malefactor, nut founded...
View ArticleTPC Has Its Own DOGE
Comrades, with all the commotion in the world today, some truths are obscured by the fog of breathless controversy, making it easy to forget that The People's Cube has had its very own DOGE for many...
View ArticleThe future of Texazistan...
How Texas plans to Expand Beyond Its Borders...is LEBENSTRAUM!!!I'm Ivan, and I approve this message.Statistics: Posted by Ivan the Stakhanovets — 3/11/2025, 2:05 pm — Replies 2 — Views 206
View ArticleCuba Frees Itself....From Electricity
Comrades, I'll keep this short because—like Cuba—I don't have enough energy right now to write a high-voltage shocker.The island nation (excluding Guantanamo) has progressed floorward so hard that...
View ArticleRed Square: Fix This Shit Now EO
Red Square created this image in response to a video he posted during the CoVid Meltdown. A frazzled inner city Mom now managing her kids' education, a job, and the family home situation posting a cry...
View ArticlePresident Trump Praises Courage of Senate Minority Leader
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrum ... 5000723427Comrades, this is disturbing. Our last, best hope and change has cashed in his change for "Thank you, sir! Please, sir, can I have another?" He's...
View ArticleCanada Tariff Retaliation May Cut Off USSA Access to PornHub
No longer sure making Canada the 51st State is a good idea since it's considering a dumb and spiteful retaliatory measure to answer American tariffs by cutting off USSA access to Canadian-owned...
View ArticleLet's Rename Turkey into Türkiye - Because English Isn’t Confusing Enough
There seems to be a trend of renaming Turkey to Türkiye in English. Really? Then let’s be consistent, comrades - let's also rename Hungary into Magyarország, Ireland into Éireann, Germany into...
View ArticleEvery scratch you make
Unapologetically stolen.Sincere apologies for horrible formatting. iframe *"Every Scratch You Make"** *(Sung by a Tesla with Sentry Mode)* Every breath you take, Every scratch you make, Every...
View ArticleWeissman Urged to Update His Programming After Interview Shows Him Running...
Washington, DC -- Andrew Weissmann, a former US Department of Justice official and Federal Prosecutor, was urged to stop by DNC (Democratic National Committee) headquarters for a software update after...
View ArticleFake Person To Primary Fake Republican
When it comes to bigly-ness, Texazistan is the bigly-est. Texazistan takes the bigly lead with a fake person challenging fake Republican, Rep. Dan Crenshaw, as a primary contender. That's a bold...
View ArticleProgs vs TPCSUB Waffle House
Progressives hit hard on The Children. All comrades know this. It is self evident in Progressives’ own words and actions that the safety of children is not their problem, or even a priority in their...
View ArticleBluebonnet Season Affects Gender
If it’s Bluebonnet Season in Texazistan, that’s the sign of Gender Season’s new crop of nuts.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 3/25/2025, 7:38 am — Replies 7 — Views 769
View ArticlePROPAGANDA: The Music Video
For anyone still tuning in to the regularly scheduled gaslighting, here’s a video that might crack your screen a little. Brought to you by nobody. Funded by nothing. Approved by no one. Enjoy...
View ArticleDepartment of Imaginary Concerns
Comrades, on condition that it's unbudgeted, this idea from Scott Adams is so good that I made a department seal for it.To quote from the attached story:"[The Department of Imaginary Concerns] could...
View ArticleBlue Wave Noise Canceling Headphones
Comrades, are you weary of listening to constant racket on the newz? Try the new Blue Wave Noise Canceling Headphones from TPC Underground Bunker Laboratories. These headphones are able to...
View ArticleApple's New TPC-Friendly Emojis
Comrades, with yesterday's release of its latest system upgrade, Apple introduced seven new emojis, and three of them are TPC-friendly!A long time coming for this, symbolic of our glorious Party's...
View ArticleHappy 20th Birthday to The People's Cube
The first 20 years were remarxable!Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 4/1/2025, 6:24 pm — Replies 4 — Views 353
View ArticleCory Booker Sets Record with 25 Hour Rant, TDS Researchers Concerned For his...
Washington, DC -- Senator Cory Booker set several records yesterday after speaking continuously for 25 hours on the US Senate floor. His feat broke the previous record for longest speech on the...
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