National Guard Troops May Have Slept on Floor!
Here's Ryan McBeth explaining why America should be outraged at military personnel not sleeping in five star hotels: iframe In real life and many years ago, my Guard unit was called up when the Klan...
View ArticleIf “Old Yeller” Took Place in California
How could anyone deport—I mean, euthanize—this innocent, peaceful California dog? If Old Yeller were to take place in contemporary California: 1. The Coates family would forgive Old Yeller's rabies...
View ArticleJune 15 is Elder Abuse Awareness Day, Biden Foundation Urges Vigilance to...
June 15 marks an important day on the calendar: Elder Abuse Awareness Day. It is a day for communities to unite in bringing attention to the challenges faced by elder Americans and our collective...
View ArticlePSA from Biden Foundation: June 15 is Elder Abuse Awareness Day
June 15 marks an important day on the calendar: Elder Abuse Awareness Day. It is a day for communities to unite in bringing attention to the challenges faced by elder Americans and our collective...
View ArticlePoor Them™ Magazine #1 - Katy Perry
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View ArticleLiterally Hitler Syndrome and the Deployment of the National Guard
I want to make a point or two regarding the deployment of the National Guard. I was in the Guard in Florida and in Georgia from 1987 to 1993 (late Reagan to early Clinton), and we routinely trained...
View ArticleWhen Is Salami Toast?
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVStatistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 6/13/2025, 9:51 am — Replies 1 — Views 96
View ArticleHappy Father's Day
Happy Father's Day to all the champion equal sires of the Kollecktive!Comrade Red Square encourages fathers to tell Dad Jokes today but didn't say where, so here are a few...Statistics: Posted by...
View ArticleOrca Detained And Questioned About Salmon Assassination Plot
Comrades! While the USSA reels after news of a political assassin at work in Minnesota, another killer assignation plot is discovered in The Water! Mrs. Orca was detained by law enforcement officers...
View ArticleScientists Create Microscopic Violin, Conservatives Pre-Order Thousands to...
Loughborough University, UK -- British scientists have reportedly created the world's smallest violin in a nanotechnology breakthrough which could revolutionize rapid response to emotional liberal...
View ArticleDuly Elected US POTUS Offered to Send "No Kings" Protestors to...
New York, NY -- It was reported that US President Donald Trump reached out to the various organizers of the "No Kings" protests this weekend and offered to send them - free of charge - to Saudi Arabia...
View ArticleScientists Create Microscopic Violin, Conservatives Pre-Order Thousands to...
Loughborough University, UK -- British scientists have reportedly created the world's smallest violin in a nanotechnology breakthrough which could revolutionize rapid response to emotional liberal...
View ArticleDuly Elected POTUS Offered to Send "No Kings" Protestors to Saudi...
New York, NY -- It was reported that US President Donald Trump reached out to the various organizers of the "No Kings" protests this weekend and offered to send them - free of charge - to Saudi Arabia...
View ArticleCNN Accidentally Publishes "LA's Mostly Peaceful Protest" Photos as...
Atlanta, GA -- In a mistake this week, CNN published the wrong images in an article about fires and damage to Iran's capital city from the recent Israeli offensive. The images used were actually of...
View ArticleCommissarka Pinkie sighted at Florida beach with her trusty shovel
Eyewitnesses report that Commissarka Pinkie was spotted on a remote Florida beach earlier this week, heroically reclaiming the People’s shoreline from a bourgeois gang of sun-hogging alligators using...
View ArticleLogan's Run begins in New York
Great news comrades.Logan's Run to start in New York (IYKYK)Deliverance is upon us ! (Wait I hear banjos) Our long suffering sufferings of the imperial leader Trump may now have a remedy for TDS...
View ArticleEquity Before Equality
Democrat Equity = Making everyone equally poor and equally stupid. Disclaimer: My phrase plucked from the Collective Consciousness (this could indicate a disruption in the Force on The Dark Side) not...
View ArticleThe Creature From the Bl...
The Creature From The ______________ [fill in the blank]Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 6/21/2025, 11:34 am — Replies 1 — Views 104
View ArticleTrump Deploys B-2s for High-Speed Negotiations with Tehran in Bold New...
After President Trump’s B 2 bombers turned several Iranian nuclear sites into high-temperature parking lots, regime clerics scrambled to explain the event within the framework of mystical Shiite...
View ArticleBreaking: Putin tells the truth!
Steve Rosenberg brings us the latest from Russian newspapers. His insights are always interesting.Firstly, Russian newspapers affirm their alliance with the regime in Iran which took over in 1979....
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